While paying my rent at the nearby Commonwealth Bank, I perved on an attractive blonde. It took me a second to realise that, along with a blouse, slacks, heels and handbag, she was wearing a whopping great pistol in a holster on her hip! Dare I make an "arresting officer" gag?
She was a policewoman I take it?
ReplyDeletePlain-clothes detective. Either that or a robber who had second thoughts when she reached the teller window.
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