Slice of nice

Lots of Sydders eateries have blackboards on which they chalk classic quotes or funny messages for the amusement of passers-by. I see so many that they don't tend to elicit much of a response. At lunchtime on Thursday, howevs, I saw a pair of good'uns.

1. Skinny people are easier to kidnap. Stay safe and eat cake.

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2. Boobs - proof that men CAN think about two things at once.