The bumper bar that bumped Babar

An IPL commentator likened Hazlewood's deliveries to a prankster gluing a coin to the ground and watching people try in vain to pick it up. I mean... yeah, I guess that works. Speaking of the IPL, neither team in Wednesday morning's final has won the comp in the 17 years of its existence, so there is "all to play for".

Heard a travel/language YouTuber point out that Portugal is only the country with the fourth-most Portuguese speakers (Brazil, Angola and Mozambique are the Top 3). Similarly, she noted, Spain has only the fourth-most Spanish speakers (beaten by Mexico, the United States and Colombia). The legacy of empires past.

Onya again, Tillies!