Who's the boss?

That'd be me. The ed's gone on vacation for a fortnight and I've risen to the level of my incompetence. Due to the Australia Day holiday, we've only got until Thursday to finish this week's issue. It wouldn't be so bad if I didn't have to burn tomorrow morning at a compulsory Office of Film and Literature Classification training course. I'll try to disguise my contempt for a government body that lacks consistency in its rulings and, therefore, credibility. Yes, I am biased.