Welcome back, Voorhees

The re-imagining of "Friday The 13th" (missing a marketing opportunity by releasing Thursday the 12th) contains everything a fan of laughably mindless cinematic slaughter could want. The gals in my row obviously didn't rent enough slasher flicks as teens, though, 'cos they jumped in their seats, squirmed and stifled squeals every time Jason came a-killin'. Which was often.