Hard to find a cooler uni motto than this ->

Nuke Uni's is "I look ahead". When I was there, the party-hearty Engineering Fraternity used a modified version for their logo: "I look dead".

As a mature-age student at UNSW, I never bothered learning the motto. I remember my mate RS once asking me what it was, to which I jokingly replied, " 'Same shit, different day'." (In reality, it's "Knowledge by heart, hand and mind".)

Bogus slogans bring to mind those college-style T-shirts for nonexistent institutions... "Toothickfor University", "School Of Hard Knocks", "Whatsamatta U", "Beach Bum College", etc.

Hard to find a cooler example than this ->