The emperor's next top model

This week’s episode of "A/N/T/M/3" was a travesty! They kept Alice, a failure at anything more advanced than strutting along a catwalk, and got rid of Jordan, who’d nailed nearly every task (OK, she couldn’t schmooze strangers – put that down to her no-bull nature). It seems the fashionistas in charge value a wan’n’willowy “Vogue” look above exotic cuteness (that bone structure! Those sleepy kitten eyes!), unaffected charm and the ability to "switch on" like a professional in the camera sights. I don’t. Steph H to beat Alice and win!