Home invasion

My real estate agency has notified me of their intention to inspect. This will be only the second such brief intrusion in nine years, no doubt due to my spotless rent record and the owner being a retired gentleman based in Greece. I'm not worried about the state of the place - it's totally tidy'n'clean and, once I take down some stuff thumbtacked to the picture rail, I'm not contravening any rules. (Let's forget about the hole I punched in the spare bedroom door in a senseless rage in '02, which is hidden beneath a poster and will be mended prior to whenever I leave.) I just hope the old bloke isn't contemplating selling...