The ballad of John and Juno

Watched a couple of leaked "screeners", courtesy of NP...

"John Rambo" (2008): Surprise beginning (Burma, eh?), gorefest middle and end, corny epilogue. "Rocky Balboa" is Sly's superior reprisal. 5/10

"Juno" (2007): Nobody talks like the hip characters in this gentle yarn about teen pregnancy, but we should imitate their compassion. 7/10