National pride

The McAustralia is the closest Chew'N'Spew have got to a classic corner shop hamburger. Beef, bacon, cheese, tomato, lettuce and a pineapple ring, with barbecue sauce oozing out the sides of the bun. Had they managed to cram on beetroot, fried onion and a fried egg and still charge $5.95, it woulda been a fair-dinkum bargain. As it is, it's probably the best of a bland bunch.