Result!

Randwick 63 - Wests 24. That's a point every 55 seconds, Poindexters. Their new recruit, TT, made a couple of breaks and crossed with two minutes on the clock, but no-one outshone our giant winger, Ratu Nasiganiyavi, who went on a scoring spree.

Prior to the footy, I called in at the Golden Arches and tried a McAsia wrap: generic chicken strips, lettuce, cucumber, sweet chilli sauce and mayonnaise in a tortilla. Could have done without the mayo. Nicer - and healthier - than the McEurope or McAfrica.

Carn, you Knights, Wallabies and Swannies!