I'll get square eyes

Monday was an advance screening of potheads-on-the-run comedy "Pineapple Express". Had its chucklesome moments, but really, I woulda rathered been watching "Top Gear" and Knights lancing Eels.

Not so with tonight's preview. "Where On Earth Is Osama Bin Laden?" surpasses Morgan Spurlock's earlier "Super Size Me". So enthralling it made me forget my ravenous hunger - quite a feat.

Tomorrow, it's "Son Of Rambow", about being a kid in England in the '80s. Then I'll be hailing a Hansom cab for home so as not to miss the new Jack The Ripper documentary on ABC1 at 8.30pm.