Well, what I wanna know is...

* Who will sign this petition to have the "insert" key banned from future keyboards?

* What makes folks think it's acceptable to walk four abreast along a busy footpath?

* When did Cheezels and Killer Pythons stop tasting as good as they did in my youth?

* Where were all of those flashing, wailing fire engines going in the pouring rain?

* Why don't musos combine Gregorian chants with synths and dance beats anymore?

AND

* How was Pluto demoted using such flawed definitions of "planet" and "dwarf planet"?