The freckles on Olivia Munn's nose

Tomorrow, I'll be attending a workmate's send-off at a strip club seemingly unlike the establishments I've frequented in the past. Located in a discreet building in a well-to-do suburb, it charges a flat fee per head, for which you receive a two-course meal and "three full-nude cabaret shows". The official site even has a downloadable wine list. Frankly, it all sounds a bit civilised... Famous last words?