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Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Cutural aikido

Have you read Hilary Mantel's "Wolf Hall"?
No, have you read Grant Morrison's "Batman #676-681"?

Have you heard the new Interpol album?
No, have you heard the old Interpol album?

Have you been to the Tutankhamen exhibition?
No, have you been to the King's Way Chinese restaurant?
(Note: This question is a potential trap as KW closed yonks ago.)

Have you seen "Black Swan"?
No, have you seen "Black Rain"?

Have you tried a Lava Lamp Martini?
No, have you tried standing on your head?

Have you got a preference for Newtown or Glebe?
Have you got a preference for how I answer?

And so on.

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