No news ain't good news

We didn't receive our weekend newspaper this morning. First-world problems, NBD, etc. After waiting until after the latest time it's ever been delivered, I walked up the road to the shopping centre. There were no papers at the newsagency. Or at the supermarket checkouts. Or in the service station outside the centre. "Guess I left it too late," I lamented to the servo bloke. "No, we didn't get any today," he informed me...which would explain everything else. Seems this suburb simply missed out.