Who ate all the pies?

I did. A whole packet of the new Four'N Twenty Beef & Mushy Pea Pies. The meat's bog standard, but the peas are nice and smoky-tasting, and there's plenty of them. Top one of these pies with a dollop of instant mashed potato, make a depression in the spud, pour in some packet gravy and pretend you're eating a "Tiger" from Harry's Cafe De Wheels. Alternatively, scoff all four without topping while excitedly watching a mixed martial arts DVD ("PRIDE FC: Critical Countdown Absolute 2006") and feel bloated for the rest of the evening :-)