Digital man

The biggest thing that happened in my life today - besides shaving off my bushman's beard and mo' - was signing up for cable telly. Haven't had it here for years, but I can't ignore all the exclusive sport any longer. Plus, Foxtel were offering free installation and a cheap rate for the first three months. I'm planning to offset the cost by reducing the number of DVDs I buy - starting with wrestling bootlegs (I'll have all the WWE shows instead). The Stateside among you will no doubt be horrified to hear I now have to wait three Saturdays for the technician to turn up with my digital box and plug it in.