What the--?!

Hours after attending a media freebie of "Spider-Man 3", my surreality senses are still tingling. I can understand how the Venom symbiote that turns the Spidey suit black (c'mon, you've all seen the trailer) might make Peter Parker more of a playa. But whose idea was it to have him improvise some piano jazz, then burn up the dancefloor with Gwen Stacy? In an extended scene!

[Australian cinema release date: Thursday.]