DVD mini-review: "Dynamite Warrior" (2006)

Would you pay good money to see a martial arts period piece about a former monk with the deadliest knees in Thailand battling an evil wizard who's allergic to sunlight, a yoke-wielding cannibal and a buffalo-rustling tractor salesman - assisted by a rival wizard who may have murdered the monk's parents, rockets of all sizes and shapes, and the menstrual blood of a beautiful virgin of a certain zodiac sign? Yeah, so would I.

[Australian release date: August 15]