You

You humbly returned to your spot on the lads' mag production line. There was a distinct lack of film distributor love sitting in your inbox. You saw an Asian girl cupping the Jatz crackers on a bull statue for a holiday snap. A stranger gave you her buttered Turkish toast, which you promptly ate. You caught your ISP pulling a swifty and let them know about it telephonically. A taxi driver outlined to you his dissatisfaction with Bill Collins. You used a Kinokuniya voucher on half-price MC Escher and Uglydoll calendars for desk and wall. On consecutive days, you got cards from Sri Lanka, Florida and Tanilba Bay.

Or was that me?


Made in Israel, sold in Coles: Bissli Falafel Flavour Wheat Party Snack.

Deeveedee: Bill Bailey stand-uppery "Tinselworm - Live At Wembley" (2008).

"Dead rubber" of a different kind: The Aussie cricketers salvage a modicum of pride gainst the Jarpies.