Malfunctioning car alarm in my street goes off 27 bloody times

M:TG Dark Ascension precon-deck round robin

1st - "Relentless Dead" [B/U] - 3 matches, 8 games
2nd - "Dark Sacrifice" [B/W] - 3 matches, 7 games
3rd - "Swift Justice" [R/W] - 2 matches, 6 games
4th - "Grave Power" [U/G] - 2 matches, 6 games (but lost against "Swift Justice" when they met)
5th - "Monstrous Surprise" [G/R] - 0 matches, 3 games (surprise - it's hopelessly slow)

Many Bothans died to bring you these results.