Colony collapse disorder
So I'm pushing 40 and, without really meaning to, I just accounted for three containers of Chinese takeaway* rather than my usual 1-2. Does this mean I'll be consuming four tubs in a sitting when I'm 50? Five tubs at 60? No. No, it does not. Because if three containers of C/t becomes a habit, I'll be lucky to reach 45.
*Half of which was supposed to be saved for tomorrow.