The lesson of Kitiara and Sturm

"I once worked at Taco Bell for four hours before they fired me. My job was to go through a 50-pound bag of beans to make sure there weren't any rocks. I was like, 'Fuck that, I want to work on the register.' They shifted me to register and I hated it, so I threw a burrito in a customer's face"

- Steel Panther frontman Michael Starr in the November 2012 edition of Aussie "Rolling Stone".