Golden rough

11/12

En route to the airport, I saw an elderly chap wearing a baseball cap patterned to resemble a brain.

Sailed the sky sea and it wasn't too choppy. Didn't feel comfortable for a single second, though.

Went mini-golfing at a facility near the resort. The three courses had cartoon, aquatic and jungle themes. I shot 72, then my putting skills came back and I improved from hopeless to mediocre, going 'round in 52 and 47.

Collected a set! Thanks to the poker machine "Lucky Samurai" at Jupiters, I have now gambled in every major casino in Lostralia. (Henceforth, said pokie shall be known as "Unlucky Samurai".)

Had a nice piece of beer-battered barramundi at the local surf club, overlooking the water. No sign of Alf Stewart.

Jane Horrocks was wonderful and Tom Hollander lent great support in the BBC telemovie "Gracie!".