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Wednesday, December 21, 2022

10 red-hot rumours...from my youth

(Spanning my early teens to early 20s. Not in chronological order.)

- Winona Ryder is going to play Battle Angel Alita.
- After a Slayer concert, the police found a severed head.
- If you beat "Way Of The Exploding Fist" enough times, you fight the old man in the background.^
- [Fellow student's name] is pregnant to a member of Duran Duran.^^
- "WarGames" was a true story.
- The largest library of books on witchcraft is in the basement of The Vatican.
- Bruce Lee died because he had 0% body fat.^^^
- McDonald's apple pies are made entirely of choko.
- Cops patrolling the Nullarbor Plain drive [insert the ridiculously high-speed sports car of your choice].
- "Magic: The Gathering" cards contain an addictive drug that's absorbed through the fingers!


^There've been similar rumours about MANY fighting games.
^^In the instance I'm recollecting, the rumour was begun by the gal herself!
^^^No offence to Bruce's memory. RIP, legend.

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