Adobe Photoshop Elements 3.0 is like...

...a bicycle with a slow leak in the back tyre, one handgrip missing, an unpadded seat, one pedal buckled, a loose chain, squeaky brakes and no kickstand. It'll eventually get you where you need to go, but you sure won't enjoy the ride. Of course, I could be exaggerating slightly because I requested Photoshop from the company IT department and, months later, found A/P/E/3 parked on my machine.


Snack du jour: A PR firm promoting Homer Hudson ice-cream sent our mag 24 tiny tubs that became everyone's afternoon tea. I had Honey Malt Marbles and it left me buzzing.