The peashooter

Find a PVC pipe with a diameter of a few centimetres. Saw off a piece approximately 20cm in length. File any rough edges. Now cut a finger (or thumb) from a rubber glove. Slip the end over your gun barrel and fix it in place with electrical tape. Note: most of the finger should be hanging loose as this is the firing mechanism. For ammunition, use a cheap bag of chickpeas from the supermarket. In hairy situations, multiple bullets may be loaded into the shooter for a shotgun effect - at the risk of tearing the rubber. Who says I learnt nothing as a teenager?


Spinning from arvo to evening: "Go Away White" (2008) - Bauhaus. Anaemic rock lullabies by ageing goths for ageing goths. LA gave me his promotional copy. Would I recommend buying the CD? I dunno, but it has a certain seedy appeal. Also, it's been 25 years since the last Bauhaus studo album and they claim this is their swan song.