New snack city

Kettle potato chips - Chargrilled Chicken & Herbs

These are milder than the average crisp. (For maximum effect, the previous sentence should be read in a Yogi Bear voice.) The pleasant taste reminds my tongue of Maggi 2 Minute Noodles - Chicken Flavour, which probably means they're chockers with MSG. Same green flecks, too. Why is that colour associated with chooks?

Mars Rocks

A Mars Bar in a silver wrapper, with what the ingredients list calls "crispies" mixed into the chocolate. In the one I'm wolfing, it seems as if the nougat-caramel ratio has been altered in favour of the former. Whether that's truth or sweet illusion, it's surprising the difference the wheaty bits make to the eating experience - in a welcome way.