Jet Bike Steve

JBS operates out of a secret hideout in Jet Cove, which he shares with centuries-old Viking Thor Gundersondonson, their mechanic(?) Spanners and a menagerie of animal pals that includes crabs, an octopus, seagulls, a dolphin and a dog.

JBS rides a sweet jet bike known as the Barack-uda. It appears to be self-aware as it once bought him a present on the Internet. Steve uses it to pillage yachts. Although it's armed, his weapon of choice is his steel-eye "glint attack".

JBS dates Sandy from the sandwich shop in Skeleton Bay. This babe has been favourably compared to Kirsten Dunst. Also keeping him busy is an on/off rivalry with the dastardly Dick Splash. Latterly, they bonded over a passion for brass bands.

JBS bears a freakish resemblance to Simon Pegg, whom he has publicly threatened. Cynical types have bandied about the term "alter ego". Steve's aquatic adventures are chronicled at twitter.com/realJBS - accept no substitute.


Cheers to CM for introducing me to this splendid chap.