Five Go Off A Cliff

As I said to CM... When we flee this ruined planet, Sarah Silverman MUST be the first person onto the Ark Ship. Closely followed by Serenading Unicorn. http://bit.ly/eDJdE5

At Ichi-ban Boshi, an entree that was supposed to be fish strips in seaweed batter was in fact made of memories. Memories of delicious crab sticks from the takeaway stores of my youth. It could only be the magic of seafood extender!

Saw a righteous dude wearing a T-shirt that said: "I'd rather have swine flu than support Man U." It's a sentiment with which I concur, though Chelsea may have more fairweather fans these days.

The madness of King Tom: http://bit.ly/g4Oc0K

If "Blue Tip" and "Sad Song" are any indication, The Cars' return from 24 years in the album-less wilderness, "Move Like This", is gonna be an aural smorgo. Viva clever rock!