Georgian pinching match

An ol' pal of mine may be heading down a dangerous path...

"Beware of anyone who drinks excessive amounts of Mountain Dew. Back when I was a police officer, any time I broke into a meth laboratory or pulled someone over who was trafficking drugs, I found a shit-ton of empty Mountain Dew containers on the floor of their trailer or backseat of their car"

- Forrest Griffin, "Be Ready When The Sh*t Goes Down" (2010)

And yes, I have been watching "Horrible Histories". Avidly.