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New Phyrexia pre-cons

1st - "Artful Destruction" (G/W) - 3 matches, 8 games
2nd - "Feast Of Flesh" (B/R) - 2 matches, 7 games
3rd - "Ravaging Swarm" (U/G) - 2 matches, 6 games
4th - "Life For Death" (R/W) - 2 matches, 6 games (lost on countback)
5th - "Devouring Skies" (B/U) - 1 match, 3 games

Nailed it like a plank

"March 1994 was also the month that Mike Newell unleashed 'Four Weddings And A Funeral' on an unsuspecting cinema audience. Starring Hugh Grant as Hugh Grant and an unlikeable Andie McDowell as the unlikeable American he falls in love with, it's most memorable for Wet Wet Wet's truly awful rendition of The Troggs' 'Love Is All Around'"
- "Retro Gamer #92"

Useless movie reviews (July)

"Tomb Raider – The Cradle Of Life": A shark growled at Lara underwater.
"The Fist Foot Way": Fred Simmons is the proto-Kenny Powers.
"How To Train Your Dragon": What a stupid n...THOSE GRAPHICS ARE AWESOME!
"The Terrorist": Turkish-American co-production is doubly convoluted.
"Captain America": Don't you find it strange how quietly the Hydra agents die?

Latest fake book dedication

"To Cap. Keep it sensible! - The crew"

Latest mystery of history

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phaistos_Disc