Blink twice

NOVELTY NOODLES OF THE WEEK

US import. Looked the part, defo smelt the part, tasted a tad weak.

DL FANZINE OF THE WEEK

Yes, I'm sure he is trolling using "UFC" above scenes from MVP.

HYPOTHETICAL OF THE WEEK

You can only eat five types of fruit & veg for the rest of your life.

For versatility, I'd choose: potato, tomato, spinach, lemon, apple.

Every family member/friend I asked gave me a different fab five!