Now THAT is a country music chorus

"A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink
Sees a girl that catches his eye
Asks her if she wants another
They fall for each other and end up lovers
They laugh, cry, hold on tight, make it work for a little while
Then one night her tail lights fade out into the dark
And a guy walks into a bar"

- from Tyler Farr's "A Guy Walks Into A Bar" (2014).