Heart Strings X
It's been a while.
"Rational romantic mystic cynical idealist"
It's been a while.
* "Rohan At The Louvre" (2023) [Prime]: Mystical mangaka's obsession with world's blackest painting. AND: Kinda arthouse, kinda '70s TV, kinda Lynchian.
* "The Adventures Of Maid Marian" (2022) [Prime]: Simple, circle-walking, not unlikable legend continuation.
* "Vesper" (2022) [Kanopy]: Proper scifi. Rich world-building. Convincing acting.
* "V/H/S/85" (2023) [Shudder]: Gimmick anthology effectively establishes scenarios before terrorising.
* "Vejran Tomic - The Spider-Man Of Paris" (2023) [Netflix]: Top-tier art-heist doco. Fascinating fellow.
Three food vloggers in a row (two American, one Korean) used the term "ooey-gooey" about three different dishes. Is it trendy-wendy right now?
* "Batman - The Doom That Came To Gotham" (2023) [Netflix]: Clever, cameo-stuffed Lovecraftian tale occasionally dazzles.
* "Project Wolf Hunting" (2022) [Shudder]: Hardcore shipboard "Con Air", then...HOLY SHIT!!!
* "The Dark Emu Story" (2023) [ABC iview]: Revelatory revisionist history's converts, critics, defenders, legacy. AND: Should be compulsory viewing for all Australians.
* "The Lair" (2022) [Shudder]: Dependable Neil Marshall military scifi horror actioner.
* "The Tunnel" (2011) [Kanopy]: Found-footage horror succeeds through characterisation, claustrophobia.
* "Totally Killer" (2023) [Prime]: Teen slasher meets "B/T/T/F". Smart and funny.
* "Cocaine Bear" (2023) [Netflix]: Heavy advertising turned me off. Actually great.
* "Kompromat" (2022) [Kanopy]: Uncompromising Russia-set French thriller - nightmare frameup.
* "Murder By The Book" (2018): Serial killer copying author. Fanciful, gory, Austrian.
* "Scare Package II - Rad Chad's Revenge" (2022) [Shudder]: Metamadness saved by "We're So Dead" chapter.
* "The Adventures Of Paula Peril" (2014) [YouTube freebie]: Sexy reporter's pulpy escapades. Enthusiastic underfunded amateurism.
* "The Jewel Thief" (2023) [Disney+]: Mastermind biodoc wilder than any crime flick.
* "Transformers - Rise Of The Beasts" (2023) [Apple Store rental]: No "Bumblebee", but its flaws are forgivable.
Most modern-life-is-rubbish term I encountered last week: daycation. Paying to use a hotel suite and the various facilities without spending the night. Fuck that noise.