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Tuesday, May 12, 2026

One bounce and over the rope for four

Should finish this memoir / political commentary / instructional text today. Rambling yet readable. Eye-opening at times. Perhaps overly ambitious in scope. I think when I'm done I'll still prefer Coates' earlier work, "Between The World And Me". At the risk of lowering the tone, I also thought his run on Marvel's "Black Panther" was something special.

Speaking of lowering the tone... Doubt I'll finish this slot-machine roguelite today, although I'll defo sink one or two hours into the addictive bastard. Loads of lucky charms to unlock.

Will finish this 2025 modernisation of Ibsen's play over lunch (vego nachos). It's frankly terrible. Disjointed, unconvincing, tiresome. A travesty! And I normally really like Tessa T.

Monday, May 11, 2026

Growing a ratto

Binged S1 of "Invincible" and there's no question of me not continuing. I can understand the appeal; the hype accompanying successive seasons, the figurines, the cosplayers... This isn't your average boy-discovers-he-has-superpowers-then-must-learn-to-employ-them-wisely chronicle. I mean, it is sort of that. But with a stellar voice cast*, hip soundtrack, the shockingest shocks (if the climax of Episode 1 doesn't grab you, nothing will), messy adult situations, subplots that don't wait for the hero to be ready, and absolutely BRUTAL fights that always have nasty consequences. In an entertainment world where "Spider-Man" is about to be reset for the 50th time, so they can ultimately feed us the same ol' crap over again, it's refreshing to enter a fantasy universe where we don't already know the heroes and villains and NPCs, their backstories, the secret organisations, the monsters, the aliens, the limits of magic and technology, Earth history to that point, and even dramatic stuff such as who is "meant to" end up with whom. As gobsmacking as Ep. 1's twist was, it barely compares to what transpires in Ep. 8. And why leave us with a single ominous glimpse of a future threat, makers of "Invicible", when you can pummel us with six or seven in a row? Crikey.

*Check it out: Yeun, Oh, Simmons, Jacobs, Beetz, Goggins, Flockhart, Quinto, Hamill, Dorn, Rogen, Maslany, Burton, Pace, Delaney, Mara, Bradley, Campbell, Mulgrew, etc, etc.)

Beat "Forbidden Solitaire" in a sitting (good and bad endings, 29/30 achievos). The premise is that you stumble onto a banned horror-themed puzzle game from the days of CD-ROM - that you weren't allowed to have as a kid - and gleefully begin playing. Meanwhile, equally nostalgic-curious, your sister starts researching the firm responsible for the title and the surrounding controversy, regularly messaging you her findings (video as well as photos and clippings). On that note, the game's cut scenes are presented in the more-goofy-than-scary, blood-splattered graphics we all remember from the '90s, and the main screen is a retro desktop. The solitaire itself is solid, with location stages and battles, various card corruptions, different types of joker being steadily unlocked, plus a wide array of permanent powerups - which take the form of gems embedded in your hand! - available for a purchase from an eyeball behind a wall. They do that thing where the game grows glitchier towards the climax, as if incomplete or haunted or both. Will it crash? Will it suck you in? The story of the dodgy goings-on at the fictional company actually sucked me in, surprisingly. Be prepared for a few "false finishes" (to borrow a pro-wrestling term) as the action becomes increasingly surreal, then enjoy a "Portal"-style closing-credits song that reminded me of '70s prog rock if you manage to attain the good ending.

Sunday, May 10, 2026

Checkers wrestling

COMIC COVER OF THE WEEK

By Jeffrey Alan Love. If your city's going to be stomped, it might as well be by a giant naked sword lady with tentacle (data cable?) hair.
SONG OF THE WEEK
"It's Me" by Illit (Korea). Who's my bias? I haven't decided, but this very meta song sure is infectious. Note: All members are 18 or older. Otherwise, there's no way I'd be running the above group shot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMhDJ0S0OBA

Commended >>> "I Feel Fantastic" by 8485 (Canada) - retro-cyberpop brilliance. "Without You" by Appleby (US) - so sweet and uplifting. Instantly subscribed to both artists.

FOND FAREWELL OF THE WEEK
As with the previous fillum, the sources of conflict are dealt with fairly effortlessly as soon as the plot requires them gone. "The Grand Finale" isn't about that. It's about spending a last two hours with characters we've grown to adore over the course of 15 years. And, to a lesser extent, documenting the decline of the UK's Great Houses. Lady Mary forever! She's my bias :-)

VINTAGE-MODULE UPDATE OF THE WEEK
Typical of seemingly everything Jennell Jaquays wrote, this compact 1979 adventure - originally designed for "RuneQuest", but here converted to modern "D&D" - is more logical, interesting and just plain visionary than the majority of its contemporaries. Which is not to say it's perfect. I penned several changes and additions in my copy, e.g. I'd increase the chance of finding Dungeon Dressing items to 100% in each specified location. Because the boss can appear early (and thus things could wrap early), there's no reason to deny the players the fun and mystery of these objects.

NON-FIC PICK OF THE WEEK
Unlikely page-turner. Cynical Addster reckons you could compile this type of history of influence about any long-established nation. Appreciative Addster says, "Yes, but how many authors could weave together a millennium of key events so skilfully, with never a dull moment (in fact, umpteen amusing ones) and conveying such a strong sense of place?" I was already fascinated by Iceland and its inhabitants, and am even keener to visit the joint now.

Saturday, May 09, 2026

Oil your bike chain

2025. Don't watch this scifi-survival tale for Milla alone - she's in less than half of it. Most of the film is a father teaching his child how to stay alive on an Earth where killer creatures have spawned from the depths to punish humanity for destroying the environment. Which is ironic since, by the finale, the viewer has learnt nothing we didn't know in the first 10 minutes. Don't get me wrong, "Worldbreaker" isn't trash. There are plenty of touching scenes. It just feels like an heroic B-grade actioner spliced together with a gritty, inevitably tragic indie in such a way that it fails on either count. To end on a positive, I'll add that Luke Evans and Billie Boullet are both good in their roles as dad and daughter.
1973. Appropriately nonsense poster for a pointless runaround involving stolen diamonds, Russian spies and British politicians. Why the fuchsia would you cast Paul Newman in an English flick as an undercover operative pretending to be Australian? Dominique Sanda's casting is arguably worse. The only thing that keeps you watching is the sheer loopiness of the plot, with its extended court/jail sequences, middle section that reminds of "The Prisoner" and random trip to Malta. There's also a wild country-road car chase that was probably a stipulation in PN's contract (admittedly, it feels genuinely dangerous). Zero chemistry between the leads doesn't help, despite her jumping straight into bed with him as if he was 007.
KIT OF THE WEEK: A LEGO delivery truck? So meta that I couldn't resist. The forklift definitely fits the theme, but I wonder why they threw in a hotdog stand.
SET MEAL OF THE WEEK: What the chicken cutlet lacked in quality the, er, rice made up for in quantity, extending under that curry sauce like an iceberg (riceberg?). The Lemon Yuzu Asahi was pleasant enough to have again. Next time, I'll plump for tempura over katsu.

Friday, May 08, 2026

Pet rawk

Want to feel old? Pokemon turns 30 this year, the movie "Highlander" is 40, double live album "All The World's A Stage" by Rush is 50, game company Sega is 65, and the marvellous Sir David Attenborough just hit 100.

Thursday, May 07, 2026

The squalor of a scholar

1983. An excellent Ian Richardson can no longer save this dated, padded, distinctly un-mysterious telemovie. 3/10

2024. There are levels to the horror game. "Exhuma" is on the highest. Riveting, deeply strange, unpredictable. 9/10

Wednesday, May 06, 2026

WIMP interface

Four-story set from 2021. Basically, it's UNIT and friends (Harry Sullivan!) versus The Eleven, a mad Time Lord whose past regenerations all persist within his mind, arguing and vying for control. The overarching plot about an extremely dangerous alien artifact allows for exciting exploration, disaster prevention, heist foiling and a rather effective shock. Tom Baker on form as The Curator (from "The Day Of The Doctor"). 
Wrong time of year for a summer ale, which is probably why I got it cheap. Made in WA. Clean taste. A bit bitter and a bit fruity. Actually very balanced. It could be a nicer-than-usual session beer. No artificial shit, so the headache might not be as bad, either.