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Tuesday, May 19, 2026

Futterbingers

Apparently this 1982 biopic was a box-office flop. Unless it tried to directly take on "E.T.", it didn't deserve to be. Strong Australian cast, well scripted (satisfying arc), well filmed, impressive period trappings, infectious musical score... On top of all that, it offers a theory on the death of the diminutive gangster, about which the precise details remain unclear to this day. Atkins utterly inhabits the title role, putting his real-life dance skills to good use, and it's wild seeing local acting royalty Weaver play a ditzy "moll" (she nails it). Bisley makes an evil baddie, too. While I generally shy away from media that glorifies criminals, ST's rise to power was so unlikely and his boldness so outrageous - whether addressing a crime boss, copper, reporter or judge - and the film gives such a feel for the time/place, I'd rate this flick as watch-worthy for any Aussies interested in the darker side of our history.

Monday, May 18, 2026

Take two lances and call me at the dawning

A lot of my schooling was rote learning, and a lot of the assignments my classmates and I submitted were little more than pages of text copied by hand - verbatim - from reference works, punctuated with the occasional lame drawing or photocopied image. I'll never forget a fellow student hiding a cheeky message in the middle of such an assignment, asking the teacher to make a mark to show he was still reading. When it was graded and returned to her, there was no mark. In an even cheekier move, she called him on it. His excuse: "I didn't want to mess up that page by writing in the middle of the text." None of us bought that for a second.

Sunday, May 17, 2026

Thomas J. Foolery

COMIC COVER OF THE WEEK

By Tula Lotay (Lisa Wood). Google tells me that, along with having a knack for pretty faces, she founded the biggest comics convention in the UK!
SONG OF THE WEEK

"Spy In The House Of Love" by Exploring Birdsong (UK). Are they progressive? Maybe. Doesn't matter a jot - easily one of my tracks of the year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YM9ZBblQn9o

Commended >>>
* "El Award Es Para" by Aiko El Grupo (Spain)
* "It's For The Kids" by Anthrax (US)
* "Better Than Before" by Pamela (Australia)
* "I'm Out And I Wanna Go Home" by Dadi Freyr (Iceland)
* "Falling Into You" by Tadpole (NZ)
* "Stay" by Seeya (Korea) - if you like clips with dancing, the dancer in this'un is exceptional.

ANNOYING RPG MANUAL OF THE WEEK

Rad concept: A rules-light scifi game of overthrowing an evil galactic empire where the character sheets are modelled after carded "Star Wars" action figures. Shame they go on and bloody on about the parallels to current-day politics. I'm a liberal lefty and I still found it obnoxious. Anyhoo, too simple to run as a campaign but I'd probably play it once at a con.
Righto, time to breakfast and await the Rousey vs Carano MMA card...

Saturday, May 16, 2026

Multiples of seven

Well done to the Lady Blues on winning the Origin series on Thursday night.

BEVERAGE OF THE WEEK
Heaps nice! Way better than their regular beers.

BOOK WOT I READED
The definitive "Day Of The Tentacle" resource? Yes. Weakest Boss Fight Books title I have bought so far? Also yes. It's short and mainly comprised of (cleverly) stitched-together interview quotes.

DOCO I VIDDIED
Movie-length 2025 report. First-rate journalism, i.e. comprehensive, while letting the subjects and their opponents/critics/supporters/external monitors speak for themselves. Despite being distributed under the PBS banner, it's Oz-made.

Thursday, May 14, 2026

Rodent content

The first proper magazine at which I was employed had a weekly column of strange/spooky news items from around the planet allegedly compiled and written by the editor's pet rat. I loaned him (the ed, not the rodent wordsmith) the powerful Bryan Talbot GN "The Tale Of One Bad Rat". I was disappointed that he thought it was only all right.

Ten steps away, toiling on another publication, sat a woman who'd become my drinking buddy for a while. She told me her nickname at home was Ratty. I don't believe it was looks-related - she was attractive and dressed stylishly. I think she must have been the untidy sort. Unless she chewed holes in food packaging, which seems unlikely.

I could give this post a combination geekness-Rule Of Three conclusion by revealing how, while interacting with the folks above, I was busily honing a Skaven army for "Warhammer". Except I wasn't. But I later met a bloke who worked on the handbook. And I now own "The Horned Rat" AND "The Horned Rat Companion". Too tenuous? Rats!

Tuesday, May 12, 2026

One bounce and over the rope for four

Should finish this memoir / political commentary / instructional text today. Rambling yet readable. Eye-opening at times. Perhaps overly ambitious in scope. I think when I'm done I'll still prefer Coates' earlier work, "Between The World And Me". At the risk of lowering the tone, I also thought his run on Marvel's "Black Panther" was something special.

Speaking of lowering the tone... Doubt I'll finish this slot-machine roguelite today, although I'll defo sink one or two hours into the addictive bastard. Loads of lucky charms to unlock.

Will finish this 2025 modernisation of Ibsen's play over lunch (vego nachos). It's frankly terrible. Disjointed, unconvincing, tiresome. A travesty! And I normally really like Tessa T.

Monday, May 11, 2026

Growing a ratto

Binged S1 of "Invincible" and there's no question of me not continuing. I can understand the appeal; the hype accompanying successive seasons, the figurines, the cosplayers... This isn't your average boy-discovers-he-has-superpowers-then-must-learn-to-employ-them-wisely chronicle. I mean, it is sort of that. But with a stellar voice cast*, hip soundtrack, the shockingest shocks (if the climax of Episode 1 doesn't grab you, nothing will), messy adult situations, subplots that don't wait for the hero to be ready, and absolutely BRUTAL fights that always have nasty consequences. In an entertainment world where "Spider-Man" is about to be reset for the 50th time, so they can ultimately feed us the same ol' crap over again, it's refreshing to enter a fantasy universe where we don't already know the heroes and villains and NPCs, their backstories, the secret organisations, the monsters, the aliens, the limits of magic and technology, Earth history to that point, and even dramatic stuff such as who is "meant to" end up with whom. As gobsmacking as Ep. 1's twist was, it barely compares to what transpires in Ep. 8. And why leave us with a single ominous glimpse of a future threat, makers of "Invicible", when you can pummel us with six or seven in a row? Crikey.

*Check it out: Yeun, Oh, Simmons, Jacobs, Beetz, Goggins, Flockhart, Quinto, Hamill, Dorn, Rogen, Maslany, Burton, Pace, Delaney, Mara, Bradley, Campbell, Mulgrew, etc, etc.)

Beat "Forbidden Solitaire" in a sitting (good and bad endings, 29/30 achievos). The premise is that you stumble onto a banned horror-themed puzzle game from the days of CD-ROM - that you weren't allowed to have as a kid - and gleefully begin playing. Meanwhile, equally nostalgic-curious, your sister starts researching the firm responsible for the title and the surrounding controversy, regularly messaging you her findings (video as well as photos and clippings). On that note, the game's cut scenes are presented in the more-goofy-than-scary, blood-splattered graphics we all remember from the '90s, and the main screen is a retro desktop. The solitaire itself is solid, with location stages and battles, various card corruptions, different types of joker being steadily unlocked, plus a wide array of permanent powerups - which take the form of gems embedded in your hand! - available for a purchase from an eyeball behind a wall. They do that thing where the game grows glitchier towards the climax, as if incomplete or haunted or both. Will it crash? Will it suck you in? The story of the dodgy goings-on at the fictional company actually sucked me in, surprisingly. Be prepared for a few "false finishes" (to borrow a pro-wrestling term) as the action becomes increasingly surreal, then enjoy a "Portal"-style closing-credits song that reminded me of '70s prog rock if you manage to attain the good ending.