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COMIC COVER OF THE WEEK

By EM Gist. Call it a Grogu-appreciation pick.

SONG OF THE WEEK

"All 4 U" by INI (Japan). Am far from a boy-band fan, but this is v. slick, catchy and dancey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBBYmYvsbP0

Commended >>> The beatbox/looping cover of "Small Town Boy" by Sxin (Germany). Best version since Paradise Lost's 2002 metal take.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9ySXILRFpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uf4q2rUc57M

PETITE PAGE-TURNER

Really worthwhile history and analysis once you get past the intro. KL is a champ.

It's WrestleMania weekend, ya turnbuckles.

Nuke-mad pollies going bananas

Played boardgames with four chums. First, "7 Wonders" incorporating the "Leaders" expansion. Loved it.

Then bygone Flying Buffalo release "Nuclear Escalation". Got wiped out almost instantly. Didn't love it.

I don't normally snack. However, since there were mini Kiwi chocs on offer, I had to revisit the Perky Nana after maybe 20 years. I'd forgotten how sticky they are. Will be another 20 years before I eat one again!

Speaking of nuke-mad pollies, I need to go vote in the Lord Mayoral election.

Rainsmeller

LATEST AUDIOBOOK ON MY DAILY WALKS

Blurb:

Poor boy. Dark star. Spy. Transgressor. Genius.

From one of the greatest writers on the Elizabethan era, Dark Renaissance is the thrilling and subversive life story of Christopher Marlowe – Shakespeare’s inspiration and rival, who helped to bring England out of the cultural darkness and into the light.

In brutally repressive Elizabethan England, artists are frightened; foreigners are suspect; popular entertainment largely consists of coarse spectacles, animal fights and hangings. Into this crude world comes an ambitious cobbler’s son from Canterbury with an uncanny ear for Latin poetry – which to him is a secret portal to beauty, visionary imagination, transgressive desire and dangerous scepticism.

What Christopher Marlowe finds on the other side of that door, and what he does with it, brings about a spectacular explosion of English literature, language and culture, enabling the success of many others, including his youthful collaborator William Shakespeare. By the time of his murder in a Deptford tavern in 1593, the 29-year-old Marlowe will be the most celebrated dramatist of his time.

Stephen Greenblatt grippingly reconstructs the involvement with the queen’s spy service that shaped Marlowe’s brief, troubling life and gave us his masterpieces about power and its costs. And he explores how the people Marlowe knew, and the transformations they wrought, gave birth to the economic, scientific and cultural power of the modern world – involving Faustian bargains with which we reckon still.

Dropbear take the hindmost

Enjoyed every word of this heavy 350-page hardcover celebration of official "D&D" settings throughout the decades. OK, my interest waned slightly during the Eberron and Nine Hells sections, but those words were still pretty good. Written as if told by the legendary Greyhawk mage Mordenkainen, the book is a nostalgic, elucidating, unifying and inspiring (in a gaming sense) journey that on several occasions prompted me to do extra research on the side. It's chockers with art spanning the history of "D&D", and actually puts dedicated art collections to shame.

Stunning photography - especially the aerial footage - and an unsettling soundtrack drive this meditation on stone-based architecture since ancient times. What survives, what doesn't and how it fits into the natural landscape. From fallen temples to bombed-out apartment buildings, and not forgetting the vast terraced canyons left by mining operations. Interspersed through the documentary are scenes of an architect constructing a "magic circle" of stones in his backyard, the space inside to remain untouched by humans as a seeming offering to Mother Earth.

NEW ANIME YAY OR NAY

After watching the opening episodes...

* "Kill Blue": Yay. As a result of experimental science that might as well be sorcery, a master assassin is unwittingly turned into a shrimpy teenager, then goes undercover at a high school where the heiress to the pharmeceutical company behind the bullshit technology may hold the key to changing him back.

* "Daemons Of The Shadow Realm": Nay. Can't be bothered summarising. It's a mish-mash. Don't believe the hype.

* "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Steel Ball Run": Nay (and also neigh). Big-money horse race across the US in the Wild West era. I know plenty of peeps adore the various "JoJo's" arcs, and I do like some character designs, e.g. Jolene Cujoh of whom I have a figure, but I always bounce off the stories.

Ned Shimmelfinney

THE 7% SOLUTION

Bold flavour. Potent without being harsh. Part-way through, I'd solved a crime for Scotland Yard.

DAD WOULDA LOVED

Toppest-notch gun-fu and other mindless violence. Ana DA is a doll. Hope she does a sequel. The cult village evoked media from "The Prisoner" to "Resident Evil 8".

Fur coat over birthday suit

Credit to the actors: they portray these tech billionaires as so unlikable, I had to fight the desire to switch off the fillum for 30 minutes, maybe 45. The four "friends" reuniting for a poker weekend at a remote superhome are exceedingly vain, greedy, callous, petty and with just enough learning to delude themselves that they are always blameless and their position on any topic is valid. That last trait comes in handy when reports begin arriving that the outside world is descending into chaos (shades of 2024's "Rumours"), due largely to A.I.-assisted misinformation from one guy's social-media platform. Indeed, rather than attempting to solve the problems, the scumbags are soon brainstorming how to exploit them - with no sacrifice too great. To say events then spiral into the farcical would be to deny the believability of the absurd pronouncements and abhorrent behaviour of these tech moguls. I'm not sure the term black comedy works, either, since there's nothing funny about the harm such people have done/are doing to society. It's rare I'll recommend a movie with no likable characters, but here we are.

Ovaltine is mined on Arrakis

Basic-bitch RPG "Dragon Ruins" [Steam] could have been done on the C64. You explore an underground maze and whenever you meet monsters, they and your party auto-battle until only one side remains (or you opt to run away). Back in the starting area, you can pay to level up a character who has earnt sufficient XP for the next level, pay to level up their gear, or buy medicine or a teleporter. That's it. I'm not sure the character classes do anything. For all that, the game loop is addictive. How long will you keep pushing your luck in the dungeon, bagging precious gold, before you return to safety, spend yer hard-earned dough on improvements and save your progress? The next random encounter could be one weak critter or a group of half a dozen tough bastards you've never met before. TPKs penalise you a certain number of days before the adventuring band is resurrected, so there may be an overall time limit. Either that or the ultimate goal is to clear the maze in as few days as possible. I should probably read the instructions :-)

Bare metal

The nudie mag for robots!

Seen on a battered old hatchback: "MY OTHER CAR IS A SNAIL".

Seen on a demotivational poster: "Learn from your mistakes...so you can make even better mistakes!"

Ahem.

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Bought this 2010 paperback from a secondhand shop. The premise was so wacky, I had to give it a go. Turned out to be a quick-ish, satisfying-ish read, apart from a handful of chapters devoted to the recollections/ravings of lamer/loonier characters. There was one twist I absolutely did not anticipate. I wonder if it inspired the 2017 comic "Beneath The Trees Where Nobody Sees".

Publisher blurb:

"Film noir-slick meets teddybear-sweet. A highly acclaimed, dark and edgy debut with stuffed animals...

"Eric Bear thinks he has escaped his violent past, but when crime boss Nicholas Dove threatens Eric's beloved wife Emma Rabbit, Eric has no choice but to do what the gangster asks: find a way to remove Dove's name from the Death List. 

"Problem is, no-one knows if the Death List really exists. Nevertheless, Eric gathers his old team together - sadistic male prostitute Sam Gazelle, sweet but dangerous Tom-Tom Crow and wily Snake Marek - and they set off to find the elusive list.

"What Eric learns will forever change the way he thinks about his life, his family and his town."